RoastedIn

AI resume roast

BRUTALLY HONEST.
PROFESSIONALLY BETTER.

First, your resume gets the funny, painfully specific roast it deserves. Then we turn the feedback into an ATS-optimized rewrite built to get noticed.

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Shareable AI roastResume score + one fixNo card required

Roast Report

For: your_resume_final_FINAL.pdf

Certified hot

Roast score

62/100

“This summary has big ‘I can do anything’ energy and zero proof.”

The fix

Trade vague claims for outcomes recruiters can scan.

ATS signals detected
Funny enough to share.Useful enough to act on.

The no-BS workflow

Laugh first.
Level up immediately after.

01 — Upload

Drop the PDF.

Send your current resume. It does not have to be polished. That's the point.

02 — Roast

Get roasted.

See the score, the savage-but-fair feedback, and the one thing to fix now.

03 — Rewrite

Get hired-ready.

Upgrade when you're ready for an ATS-friendly rewrite tailored to your target role.

Not generic feedback

Your next interview starts with the truth.

Most resume tools either flatter you or flatten your personality. RoastedIn shows what's weak, what's working, and how to tell your story with proof.

See what's included

Built for the role you want

Sharper achievements. Better keywords. Still your voice.

ATS

Keyword strategy without turning you into a keyword salad.

A free report your friends will actually ask to see.

Pick your heat level

Start free. Upgrade for the comeback.

Free roast

$0

For the reality check.

  • Shareable AI roast
  • Resume score + one fix
  • No card required
Get roasted free

Application upgrade

$9.99

Most useful

Everything you need to turn a roast into an application recruiters want to read.

  • ATS-ready rewrite
  • Role-specific bullet points
  • Cover letter starter
  • LinkedIn profile rewrite
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YOUR RESUME CALLED.
IT'S EMBARRASSED.

Give it the roast it needs, then the rewrite that gets you closer to an interview.

Roast my resume free